Random Blahs of a BAH~!

2010-04-06T19:59:00.002+08:00

lol!!! fail fan page from facebook

my job scope

2010-03-31T20:30:00.007+08:00

this is my current job scope now, with all the shit jobs deflected off by my On Job Training status!
seriously this kind of life rocks man, slack in the camp with nothing to do cuz u cant touch anything that is important!!
i'm gonna enjoy it till my OJT ends!

恭喜发财

2010-02-16T19:39:00.003+08:00

happy CNY guys!!

lol as i was surfing online i saw this note from my friend's friend's post.
so im gonna post it here to share..

*

One day, a professor asked his students
'Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?'

All the students thought for a while. One answered
'Because we lost our cool. That's why we SHOUT.'

Asked the professor again,
'But the person is just right next to you, why can't we talk softly but have to SHOUT?'
Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the professor.

Lastly explained by the professor
'When we are ANGRY, our hearts drift apart. To mask the DISTANCE we felt, we instinctively SHOUT instead of speak so the other party can hear us.'

'But as we SHOUT, we get ANGRIER. And we felt we drift apart further. So we SHOUT even louder...'

'It is the opposite when we are in love. Not only we do not shout, we whisper into each other ears. Why?'

'This is because our hearts are very close, almost never apart. As our love deepens, we reach a state of communication where there is no need for words.'

'We understand each other well enough just by exchanging look,' concluded the professor.

'Therefore, when we are arguing, DO NOT speaks words that will make our hearts drift apart. WAIT a few days. When you feel your hearts are no longer far apart, pick up the conversation and continue from there.

*

after reading this, i'm thinking, want to argue can lah, stand further back,
so when the sound reaches the target,
it's not so loud and it sounds like a whisper.

WIN-WIN situation

Eighteen

2010-01-30T21:53:00.003+08:00

Taylor Swift's Fifteen

Changed to NSF version

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your enlistment day
You say "Hi" to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of the CSM's way
It's your recruit time and you're gonna be here
For the next two years in this shit
Despair that the senior boys will wink at you and say
"You know I haven't seen you around, before"

'cause when you're eighteen and somebody tells you knock it down
You're gonna believe them
And when you're eighteen
Feeling like there's nothing left to live
Well count to ten, suck it up
This is life before you know who you're gonna be
Eighteen

You sleep in bunk next to a botakhead named wee kiat
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the commanders who think they're so cool
Well be out of here as soon as we can
And then you're on your very first shit and he's got you a scar
And you're feel like crying
And you're sergeant waiting up and you think he's the one
And you're cleaning up your room when the night ends
When the night ends

'cause when you're eighteen and somebody tells you knock it down
You're gonna believe them
When you're eighteen and your PT
Makes your head spin round but
In your life you'll do things greater than leading the whole of your platoon
I didn't know it at eighteen

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now
Back then I swore I was gonna murder him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine

2IC gave everything he had to tekan us
then changed his mind and we all cried

'cause when you're eighteen and somebody tells you knock it down
You're gonna believe them
And when you're eighteen, don't forget to look before you talk
Ive found that time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at eighteen

La la la la la .. la la la la la .. La la la la la

Your enlistment
Take a deep breath boy
Take a deep breath as you walk through those doors.

Note : This is all in harmless fun.

WHY MUST WE SERVE?

2009-12-20T13:04:00.003+08:00

After POP, very shiok.
Get posting, very sian.
COMBAT MEDIC FTW! =.=
Their motto reads; SO THEY MAY LIVE!
My motto reads; SO I CAN DIE!
ok i know, just suck thumb and move on.

nice. Weekends BURNT!

2009-12-05T19:29:00.005+08:00

here i am on a saturday doing nothing but playing com games.
lol now i dun even know what to do sia.
POOL : BORING, cuz keep losing!
WINNING ELEVEN : BORING, cuz keep losing!

in short.. LIFE IS BORING!

okayy.. lets see.. i'm less than 4 days to POP!

POP LOH!

sian i think i go jogging lah.

5 months of Island Life!

2009-11-08T09:16:00.006+08:00

I feel like dying these few days.. The doctor @ that island doesn't practice medicine very well, i have flu and yet he gives me 1 day of light duties! WTH is wrong with him?
lol anyway i got marksman again but only 29 hits out of 32.
PREVIOUS ONE WAS 31/32.MUST BE THE COUGH AH!

anyway, POP soon!
gonna miss the SEAVIEW, THE HOTEL-LIKE BUNK,
and the awesome-ness of doing nothing, a.k.a cho-bo-lan.
4 more weeks to POP!

hope my PC gives me an AIR FORCE POSTING. PLS PLS PLS!!!!

boredom

2009-10-31T15:35:00.000+08:00

sians im damn bored.

September's Post

2009-09-26T14:30:00.004+08:00

Seriously, there's nothing to BLOG about during the month of SEPT, with a few exceptions like going to Phoebe's 21st chalet, going to beach road to tailor my uniform, meeting up with old buddies like Justin, CheeShun, and the Azimuthal Brotherhood.
Hmm. now it seems like a lot huh?

ok lah now very lazy to blog leh, but i have to tell you guys something. I had an OPERATION to remove an abscess in my underarm. and no, an abscess is not abs in excess.

An abscess is a collection of pus that has accumulated in a cavity formed by the tissue on the basis of an infectious process or other foreign materials (e.g. splinters, bullet wounds!!!, or injecting needles). It is a defensive reaction of the tissue to prevent the spread of infectious materials to other parts of the body.

The organisms or foreign materials kill the local cells, resulting in the release of cytokines. The cytokines trigger an inflammatory response which draws large numbers of white blood cells to the area and increases the regional blood flow.

The final structure of the abscess is an abscess wall, or capsule, that is formed by the adjacent healthy cells in an attempt to keep the pus from infecting neighboring structures. However, such encapsulation tends to prevent immune cells from attacking bacteria in the pus, or from reaching the causative organism or foreign object.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscess

Dunno how it got there, but it suddenly became FREAKING painful and i had to remove it. So, according to GX, now i walk like 杨过.

Where is my 姑姑?!

MAJULAH SINGAPURA

2009-08-09T17:41:00.003+08:00

Wishing our Nation a Happy 44th BIRTHDAY!! =]

LOL finally can book out after SOOOO long =]
hmm actually wanted to go see fireworks but no one can make it lol
lol nvm i tink i just watch the parade on TV =]

who is gonna say the pledge at 8.22pm?
lol i respect you, but i see how first LOL

Back from The-Khong

2009-07-04T09:29:00.002+08:00

yo i'm back from that dreaded isle, the land of BROKEN dreams lol.
timing for release sucks like hell, what fri 815pm ride, den come back on sun at 7pm.
nice timing man

anyway, civilian life rocks.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT TILL I'M INSIDE THE LAND OF LOST HOPES.
however i'm gonna enjoy that slimming package to the fullest.

can't believe it, inside for so long, all my skills with regards to civilian life are deteriorating. <--- now i cant spell deteriorating without checking google!!!

shit lah i ate 2 prata ytd, HOPE dun kena RT.
i dun wan to serve the country during my day off man

new member of Soulja Boy

2009-06-15T23:40:00.007+08:00

yes tml i'm gonna shave BOTAK and start to repay the debt that i owed since the day i was borned.
so today i went out with nelson, guoxiang and tecksoon to ECP and CYCLE.
we saw many pretty girls cycling!!!
i remember this girl named Liu Jen.
Nelson remembers another girl that sat quietly by the side of the jetty.
Please, if you see this, NOTE IT THAT YOU ARE DAMN HOT!!!
BOTH OF YOU!
lol
Tecksoon cannot ride fast in a bicycle, which in our words, he cant ride a bicycle.

anyway if you see this blogpost,
msg me cuz i will get lonely in camp. =[
i will reply you when i can

food with great view

2009-06-15T23:34:00.004+08:00

Free FOR THESE GREAT VIEWS

$3.50 for this BAK CHOR MEE

COME DOWN TO MARINA SQUARE NOW

Unclean =/= Dirty?

2009-05-12T00:42:00.004+08:00

OK guys lets do a poll.
ANYONE who thinks there is a difference please msg me on MSN and tell me i'm wrong.
With the exception of THE ONE who came out with this IDEA/PHRASE. (I'm not gonna say who, because i'm tired of explaining to and for other people and I don't want to see any conflicts AGAIN.)

anyway. one of my friends said this to me
"Are you sure she's clean?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Yes i get your idea of being pure as clean, 'experienced' as unclean, and SLUTTY as dirty.
LOL EXPERIENCED.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

seriously i think its karma for implying one of my friend's friend that she's a prostitute.
If she ever reads this, which i don't think so, I APOLOGIZE.
BUT AS ONE REPUBLIC WOULD HAVE PUT IT, "I SAY ITS TOO LATE"
BUT I PUT IT AS, "ITS BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"

LOL like i said, I'M TIRED OF EXPLAINING TO AND FOR OTHER PEOPLE.
so just 2 words.
SCREW YOU
Lets hope you apologize

that time at Geylang

2009-05-08T16:50:00.005+08:00

OK due to MY ENLISTMENT thats coming on 16th JUNE 2009, 930am (ANYONE INTERESTED TO COME?), I have been running abit to get a wee bit fitter (NOT FATTER U IDIOT).
I usually run around my neighbourhood with a distance of 1.6km.
THAT DAY I RAN 2KM non stop which almost killed me.
anyway after that run i went to find my friends.
somehow we managed to get a vehicle and we went to eat dimsum at geylang.
BUT we forgot to get money so we went to find an ATM.
Directions referred us to Geylang Lorong 16, which is OK since we were at Lorong 8, thats only like 4 streets away.

While we were walking, we passed by some streetwalkers from CHINA.
she touched my hand and say 'do you wan a massage?'
I WAS SO GODDAMNED PISSED due to 2 facts.
We were INSULTED and she called me 'OLDER BROTHER' when in fact she's like 10 FRIGGING YEARS older.
My friend was called MISTER but somehow i was called OLDER BROTHER.
DAMN.

anyway we reached Lorong 16 and we found out its an OCBC ATM but we needed a POSB ATM.
So we asked for more specific directions.
IN THE END, it was at LORONG 25.
THATS 9 streets away with a main road in the middle. LOL
We half jogged half brisk walked to LORONG 25 and back to LORONG 8, BYPASSING the STREETWALKERS AT the speed of light.
But by the time we came back, it was 30mins later. LOL

JOGGING IN GEYLANG AT MIDNIGHT, ANYONE?

(^_^)

2009-04-30T16:35:00.000+08:00

SHIT i forgot to blog during APRIL!!!!
nvm lets just fake the date lol

anyway nothing much happened in April except a few things
- I went sentosa with friends
- I went sentosa with cousins
- I went bowling with YUAN cuz he needed SECRET training
- I discovered a "LSB" thats not a LSB. CUZ they are all filled with AUNTIES WTH.
- Alot of my friends cant sing with a few exceptions
- Went ESCAPE again and went from zero to hero ^^

that time at Al-Ameen

2009-03-09T15:56:00.000+08:00

SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR
SOMEONE SAID DINO MILOSAUR

LAST CHALET OF CPT0602

2009-02-28T00:06:00.000+08:00

I just came back from my chalet. pictures not out yet, but i will try my best to get the pics from Mr. Denial a.k.a Tang Biwen.

HE IS DAMN FUNNY. HE SNORES UNTIL ALL OF MY FRENS CANNOT TAHAN. ALL OF THEM WOKE UP AND STARTED YELLING AT HIM TO SHUT THE HELL UP AND HE WAS STILL SNORING.
IN THE END ONE GUY HAD TO RAM HIM WITH A WATER BOTTLE.
AND WHEN HE WOKE UP AND WAS ASKED WHY HE SNORE SO LOUD, HE SAID, ''NO LOR NV SLEEP HOW TO SNORE"

nvm i tink he in trance

2009-01-25T15:34:00.000+08:00

WOOHOO I GOT RED HAIR

CNY - WOLS

2009-01-24T23:04:00.012+08:00

Happy CNY everybody!!! Hope ur ANGPAO alot of money! After that donate to me pls. =]

Anyway i'm back from Europe.
Actually im back since 2/1/09 but lazy to update and dun feel like updating also.

okok show u some photos in Rome

The new Pepsi "GOLD", abt $5 each lol
DAMN EXPENSIVE

This lasagna costs about 70 euros/4 = S$140/4 = S$35

The picture of my soul leaving my body

In between a trance and awakening

The moment it came back

IN PARIS

Mandarin Ducks in PARIS?
Why dun have French Ducks?

In LONDON

Me and Frank Lampard

Learner Driver lol

Stonehenge
Sorry this was the nearest i could to get to it

MCFLURRY IN WINTER!!!
SHIOK!!

Some giant that was killed during WWII
LOL

Luckily they decided to dig out the brains before it started to rot

Lastly, HELL BANK NOTES in the currency section of the British Museum lol.

Year End Trip

2008-12-18T20:57:00.002+08:00

OK ppl, im leaving for europe at 2am today/tml whatever suits you.
Im going Rome, Paris, & London
DUN MISS ME LOL
All right i know you guys dun give a shit about me, so tata. I'll get some photos for you guys. I tink
P.S. If you need me to help you buy cheap Louis Vuitton, MSG me at my HP. If you dunno my HP den that is too bad for you liao lol

Divine Intervention

2008-12-11T15:21:00.000+08:00

Please GOD, ALLAH, TUA PEH KONG, BUDDHA, or other gods there might be, GRANT ME STRENGTH TO ACCEPT THOSE THINGS THAT I CANNOT CHANGE, AND GRANT ME STRENGTH TO COMPLETE MY COMMON TESTS.

cannot tahan lah 3 weeks non stop tests
Pharmaceutical Process best, 2 tests in 2 weeks lol.
Ok dun badmouth liao cuz the teacher is my mentor lol later she dun book chalet for us, den we siao liao.

lol ok i better go and study, if i flunk my modules, my sis ain't gonna pay.

I NEED TO FIND A SUGAR PAPA LOL

Farewell

2008-11-22T10:15:00.004+08:00

Its official, my MP3 just died this morning at the age of 1yr 11 months and 16 days.

bye bye.

Sony MP3 good anot ar?

DAMN SIAN

2008-11-20T12:37:00.002+08:00

I'm tired, everyday 8 start class, its a mental torture.
ALOT OF THINGS TO DO, IN THE END HAVE TO PON NAPFA TO FINISH MY WORK.

I'm tired, i'm being ignored, avoided, whatever you can think of.
Maybe i'm too emo now

I miss my mum, she'll know what to do

The Kind lady on MONDAY 17/11/08

2008-11-20T12:00:00.003+08:00

To the kind lady in a dark blue polo tee and blue jeans and khaki bag at AMK underpass towards MRT: THANKS FOR RETURNING MY MONEY THAT I DROPPED WITHOUT NOTICING.

chicks, chicken

2008-11-13T16:31:00.005+08:00

NO not that geylang type.

anyway me and yuan were toking about girls.

so he said something and i replied something.

ok lor u owned me
but i tell u mai haolian.

~~~

This few days alot of sec sch XMM and XDD at NYP sia. damn irritated.
must tok loud loud, walk like duck, and/or shout fuck you or cheebye loud loud.
NICE.
I still remember one time i kena pawned by this lecturer who 'reminded' me of the graceful society in singapore and that i should not shout vulgarities in school and told me to mind my language.
TELL U WHAT, that was SEAH YU KAI who shouted, u loser.

edit: the above chat log was removed due to 'copyright infrigement'

Efficiency of NYP

2008-10-03T02:07:00.003+08:00

3 weeks before start of school, results came out.

Went to E-Services to view my results.

SURPRISED!! GOT B+, means my GPA go up.
Read that timetable will be posted BY 3rd OCT to my EMAIL ACCOUNT.
TODAY IS THE 3rd
The semester starts at 6th OCT.

WHERE IN THE SHITTING HOLE IS MY TIMETABLE AT?

HOLIDAYS

2008-09-30T23:11:00.005+08:00

Sian man, these holidays. All either attachment or having exams. STAY AT HOME WHOLE DAY.
At the most go driving see some OLs or sch girls on the roads. AND my instructor says he wants to drive F1. LOL good luck ar Mr Ong. Hope u wont screw up like Raikkonen.

Oh yeah i went HK. Damn hot i tell u, Temp at 32degC , the humidity at 77%. WTH S'pore one only at 50~60%

NV go HK during summer man.

Ciaos go DOTA.

RSAF open house

2008-08-31T11:33:00.001+08:00

I went to the air force open house with nelson and teck soon.
WE SAW AHLIANS!!!! AND SHE SHOWED HER BUTT CRACK TO TECK SOON LOL.
NOPE no pictures of that one.
But i have pictures of aircrafts lol

Republic of Singapore Air Force C-130

United States Air Force C-130

Which one more likely to be spotted when looking at the sky, and which one easier to shoot?
Dunno them lah

Us inside the C-130 or KC-135 cant remember

Apache front

Apache side view

Mistral MANPADS.
WHAT A NAME. MAN-PADS lol

Air force aerial display with F-5 and F-16
Their air strike is nothing but land mines man. Disappointing. AT LEAST AIM AT THE BIMBOS sitting 5 rows behind me mah. I give you the GPS coordinates lah.
And this guy inside the picture dun play play with him ok. Air Force COLONEL leh. Shoulder very heavy one ok.

Those who watch money no enough will remember the car called WuLing.
REALLY HAVE THIS BRAND LEH.

This china ppl damn creative.
3 stars car called SanLing or Mitsubishi. Come out with one 5 stars den u call WuLing.

SINGAPOREANS

2008-07-31T18:59:00.002+08:00

Singaporeans are too courteous.
Pregnant woman on the train; fake sleep.
Some others are even better, they stare at the pregnant woman like she should not be on the train.

Wonder whatever happened to the Singa Lion or courtesy campaign.

Lol blogger is now in malay language.
THEY HAVE A LARGE FAN BASE IN MALAYSIA AND THEY ARE PROUD TO BRING THEM BLOGGER IN THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE.

Why isn't blogger in SINGLISH?
Aren't we LARGE too?

Although im quite ashamed to say it now, but

MAJULAH SINGAPURA

note: blogger highlighted my melayu words.
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND MALAY?

Random blog post

2008-06-30T19:57:00.003+08:00

My sis posing as Zhang Hui Mei, a.k.a
Ah MEI MEI.
Or maybe AH MENG

All right let me say something nice about my da jie for a change.

She's like the most wonderful woman on earth ok,

SHE GIVES YOU GENTLE REMINDERS.

She removes the time wasting appliances from you, so that

YOU CAN CONCENTRATE ON THE WORK AT HAND
THANKS AR SIS

All right lets not cheat everyone, THAT LAST POST'S NOT CONSIDERED A BLOG POST.

OMG THATS LIKE THE SUPERSTAR
STANLEY SEAH TIEN HONG!!

DEN WHO IS THAT FAT GUY BESIDE HIM?

anyway i hurt my ass that day riding that damn bike and ogling at hot skater girls.

WOOHOO LETS DO THAT MORE OFTEN

Erm

2008-06-19T20:40:00.000+08:00

i forgot wad to blog about

1 day after vesak day

2008-05-20T21:57:00.002+08:00

Strange things abound!!
Today i saw alot strange things and strange ppl.

First, i saw a female bike rider. WITH A GUY PILLION.

Second, i saw this guy who insist on having his way and then kena bang by a bicycle. (STUPID OR DUMB?)

Third, i saw another female biker, with a guy pillion thats twice her size. STRONG WOMAN lol.

CHALET

2008-04-13T21:28:00.003+08:00

Went to chalet with my cousins.

Went to Escape Theme Park after a period of 5 years

Played Go-Kart 2 times.
Bo bian, S'pore want to bring back racing culture
EVERYONE WAS PLAYING GO-KART
so only 2 times

Escape got new rides
maybe quite old cuz long time nv go there lol
GOT HAUNTED HOUSE
VERY SCARY I TELL YOU
GOT NOBODY INSIDE ONE
So to make it more enjoyable, we hide inside and scare ppl

ANYWAY
GRADUATION FROM CPTC!!!!

WE'LL MISS YOU XIALAR

YAY IM TALLER THAN VAL!

I HAVE HAIR, SUREN DOESN'T HAVE

WITH AMELEN AND ALEX
THE BOSSES

CPTC shift

2008-04-11T21:12:00.000+08:00

CPTC @ NIGHT
lol not supposed to take pictures but everyone took it anyway

JURONG ISLAND @ NIGHT

CPTC @ DAY

The shift work is quite fun with all the friends around
But around 4am almost everyone KO.
WEAK SIA

But it is enjoyable when we walk around the plant at 3am and go smell the sea breeze.
If you lucky can smell the hydrocarbon from ExxonMobil.

Sian lor i will miss this place and my trainer when i go for my attachment.

As the saying goes 'all great things must come to an end, all bad things u hope they come to an end'

March's Post

2008-03-31T21:56:00.002+08:00

YOYOYO!!!
Been busy for the last month, got attachment training from 8am to 4pm
By the time i reach home i KO, so no time to write.

Anyway, cheers to those march babies like
Gina : Cousin + Mahjong Kaki

Ying Xian + Sing Hui : These 2 are responsible for my saddest days in my sec sch days, because Ying Xian is good at everything i suck at, and Sing Hui is too damned pretty but she didn't want me. LOL.

Ok for my attachment training, its at Jurong Island.
We get to do live plant training like lighting up furnace, climbing distillation columns etc etc.

Today we did the lighting up of furnace, we took 7 tries.
1st try needs 5 mins of gas purging, the subsequent tries needs 6 mins.

So, 7 tries = 41 mins of slacking.
In the end, lunch break @ 1pm instead at 11.30am. LOL damn sian lor.

Ok update about my shift work next week

Trust

2008-02-04T22:31:00.000+08:00

One of my friends said to me once that i could not be trusted.

Why sia, i very serious one leh only, abit off centre when i joke.

If u cannot trust me, let me introduce you to someone far more trustworthy.

BIWEN

This bloody bugger told me that take 133 from AMK Hub
Half hour can reach Suntec.
The bus left at 1925
In the end i reach suntec @ 9

TRUSTWORTHY MAN

2008-01-25T11:58:00.000+08:00

LOL
See the circles in red and blue?
I.P addresses.
Apparently ern and yuan lives together, maybe its a parody of 'I now pronounce you chuck and larry'
Hopefully im chuck
CUZ I CAN TOUCH JESSICA BIEL'S BOOBS
WOO~

I suspect one bugger who might have done this but to give him credit, i tink he has a much better upbringing than this bunch of losers.

Past to present

2008-01-16T23:35:00.001+08:00

Nothing to do recently, so i just read thru my whole blog.
Saw a draft that i typed but did not send out, for fear of reprimandings.
It was dated 4/17/06, the contents being me disgruntled at my mum's CONTINUOUS reminders about prophecies from that indian fortune teller that she went to.
The fortune teller told my mum that i will mix with bad friends and become a doctor.
Ironic, do you see any doctors who become doctors after they mixed with bad friends?
Well i see none of that coming true in the near future.

Anyway, who noes maybe i become medic during NS.
Sometimes i feel that people keep reminding me about the stuffs that i will always remember.
Since i said i will always remember, do you think i will forget?

WHATEVER

January 2008

2008-01-08T21:10:00.000+08:00

First of all, this post is just to blog before the month is over, so i have blogged every month.
Looks good on the archives

2nd, its a tribute for a wonderful woman who passed away on December 28 2007, 0601.

Anyway, for people who dun care or whom i have forgotten to inform or didn't bother to inform,
my mum passed away on Dec 28 2007, 2 days before her 53 birthday.

It came as a shock as she was only 'unstable', as cited by the doctors @ SGH.

So we went to H.K 1 day before she passed away.

We were at The Peak when we got the news. Believe me, the cold wind together with the sad news makes you chilled to the bone, as if nothing can ever be happy again.

Anyway, we rushed back the next day, but not in time to see her for the last time.

I'll miss you mum, miss your kind smile, miss your gentle touch, and the wonderful intelligent mind, the mind that could calculate almost sum, and always faster that i could count.

So many things that i have not asked her, so many tips that i did not ask about.

Now we must learn to do everything ourselves, there is no mum to turn to whenever we have unsolved problems.

Take care mum.

Random pictures

2007-12-11T19:14:00.000+08:00

Hey been busy studying for common test

To keep people/myself entertained while studying

HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS,

First you said you wont

Then you said you will

LOL

Fat cat

note its DAMN FAT

STUPID TOWN COUNCIL
THROW STUFF DOWN WHILE RENOVATING
NOW NEED TO REPAIR MY ROOF

bodoh

Nick's bdae party

2007-11-18T01:26:00.000+08:00

Went to my brother's birthday party @ changi aloha
BESIDE OCH
damn scary i tell you

anyway pictures of his party

WHAT A BIG WEENER! WOOHOO!

haha drinking and playing risk to pass time

ALL GILA AFTER SEEING BAPOK @ CHANGI V

NOTE :
SOME QUITE PRETTY, DUN GO IF YOU ARE EASILY CONFUSED
LATER YOUR MUM COME AND FIND ME

Pangjoo was damn funny, one was doing this,

HE SAY SHE/HE CHARGE $52
LMAO

Memories of the happy times

2007-11-03T23:00:00.003+08:00

This is X-square, my previous workplace.

This is teck soon working
While i was slacking outside the camera range

This is wad happens when you have a background
for your nice handphone frame

AND NO CUSTOMERS TO SERVE

This is wad happens when you have finished closing shift
and haven stop playing.

its coming round again

2007-10-17T22:45:00.000+08:00

start of new sem, im damn lucky, 2nd day see ghost at sch.

lol got rubbish tags at my board!!
IM GONNA ACT SO PARANOID!!
I TELL YOU GUYS I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED PACNET ABOUT YOU GUYS AND I HOPE THEY WILL BE PLANNING TO BAN YOUR IP FROM MY BLOG!!
HAHA GOODBYE PESTS!!!

-.-

aiya more easy just delete tag board

Results

2007-09-21T23:39:00.000+08:00

Dammit, i study so hard get so little marks.
I was cramming all of them in at Taka's coffeebean.
Ok, we got babewatch abit, BUT WE STILL GOT STUDY OK.

anw, these are my results.

lol although just pass, considered lucky liao. =]

haha this is what we do in my CCA, im the narrator.
pls join. =]
(PLEASE, IGNORE THE RETARDED INTRODUCTION)

Birthday

2007-09-07T00:54:00.000+08:00

lol today had a fun time, watching evan almighty, so funny that i laugh until forget all my problems. =] so my problem snow all gone.

den went to eat sushi with my family, den after that go chat with my frens at usual hangout.

at first quite depress cuz no one SMS me wishing me some birthday luck
budden some cousins and aunts start to SMS me, and all are very heartwarming, THANK YOU.

i reach home, on computer, found out ppl use friendster to wish ppl happy birthday.
WA PIANG LIDDAT WHERE GOT SINCERITY? AT LEAST SAY ON MSN LAH.
if u damn shy den send letters lah, den i just nice receive tml ma.

lol i tink i too picky.

Holidays

2007-09-02T00:30:00.000+08:00

holidays are here! come on make urself high, SING UMBRELLA!

GET DRUNK AND MAKE URSELF HIGH, SCREAM AT THE TOP OF UR LUNGS FOR UR BROTHERS!

MAKE URSELF MERLION BY DRINKING LOADS AND LOADS

and finally, play PSP when ppl are partying

lol this is my life, my boring life.

Guess thats wad i would do if i go MOS.

'''

looks like i cannot let go
i must learn to let go
but i always get bugged by 'what ifs'
i cant think of a way
to let go and let live

Manchester United ROCKS MY WORLD

2007-08-20T15:00:00.000+08:00

Damn it, exams coming in 3 days. =[

Some Considerate Singaporeans, pls

2007-07-18T20:36:00.000+08:00

One day i was taking the MRT, I WAS SHOCKED BY THIS SIGHT.

HOW CAN U LET A PREGNANT LADY STAND UP!?!?!?!?!?!
No WAIT, I MUST BE DREAMING. I SLAPPED MYSELF A FEW TIMES
Den i realised what i was looking at.
Chey, its just my sis wearing some baggy curtains as clothes, and i tot she was pregnant.

To prevent her from showing some 'cute' photos of me acting cute, i decide to show them off to u.

So far onli found one. Dammit, now she will post more. =]

haha i name this pic 'Wu Zun, Yen'

Trannies

2007-07-02T22:32:00.000+08:00

Wait, in case u think i go Desker road, WRONG!

I watch transformers today.

Damn cool lah, they transform during a full out run.

Defy physics law sia.

Got alot of humour in that show. MUST WATCH!

I found a video on youtube, damn funny.

Its a spoof of Fa Ru Xue.
If u are easily offended, pls dun view, its not for u.

2007-06-14T12:16:00.000+08:00

I have a clean room now! for those who came to my house before, u confirm see the state of my room, got 2 stacks of stuff, one is clothes that i changed out, the other is my school stuff.

Well, now both stuffs are gone! and the floor is dust free! for maybe about 10 days before the room becomes dirty again.

But for now im gonna enjoy in my clean room =]

Sian, today actually going NYP, but thanks to 2 idiots who pang seh last min, still dare to say 'oh my fren call at 11 just now say got free lunch so i going out lor'

nb i call u at 11PM yesterday night u say ok.

GO DIE IN A FIRE LAH U ASS

Ok, so after that i called alot of people to persuade them to go NYP, but the NYP SO BLEDDY FAR no one wants to go.

Sorry to those who not first choice, sorry!

anw, now rotting at home, MY VCD MY SIS TAKE TO WORK, I GOT NOTHING TO DO!

Dun tell me watch Star Wars again ar... no no no no no

ECP

2007-06-11T19:47:00.000+08:00

Singapore has limited places of interest, mostly u go there play play 1 day u sian for half a year before going back there again, in search of new additions, but in the end still the same old thing u played half a year before.

Like Singapore Science centre, about 5 year never change a thing.

Anyway, if u want to have a real place of interest, go to east coast park.

I went there for my cca, to watch jupiter and venus, also to see constellations.
Upon reaching there i realised that its a place where interest never wanes, cuz,

Babe watching rocks!

also, u can play with the sand,

or rather, attempt to touch yiying's butt.

After the attempt to molest, er.. i mean playing with sand,

u can watch the sunrise and attempt to cheat girls

Success depends on the occasion, and the quality of the boy himself.

Courses and Modules

2007-05-27T22:52:00.001+08:00

Damn it, i tink i in wrong course le.

last time tot wad CPT is chemical and pharmaceutical shit
Its just engineering.

WHICH I BLOODY HATE.

MY DESIGN AND TECH GET F9, U TINK I WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN ENGINEERING?

DAMMIT.

but looking back, if i join other courses, i dun tink i'll meet my 8 bros.

tts pang joo, abel, xiucheng, shuk, biwen, soo min, kai and amelen.

now studying wad Reactor Systems,

all the equation dun understand, somemore the semestral project all bullshit.

MATH teacher very garang, everything also must chap.

cannot bochap one sia.

1 pro vs 3 cons

do u tink any others will do the same choice?

HCI = twa kee?

2007-05-13T23:49:00.000+08:00

Hwa Chong Institute very smart rite, got one smartass tried to whack a bus driver.

Alamak u pay concession rate for bus u still whack.
We poly student nxt time bring chainsaw to mutilate the driver lah, since we got fare hike and u dun have.

I seem to remember some stupid bunghead say JC student better den poly student cuz JC student dun KS in maplestory.

Well, poly students dun whack drivers juz because he take one voided card from my fren.

I tink he too stress, cuz he is more suited to poly as poly students are those idiots that some love to hate. But think, if u get A levels and cant get into Uni, u are good as my toilet paper i use to wipe my butt everyday.

So i have a new slang, it goes, "see wad see? later i SBS u ar'

Happy mothers day to all.

P.S.
WE dun ask our fathers to beg bus drivers for our wrong doing.
Poly students dun have such wimpy fathers.

Words abv only refers to that bugger.

blah blah blah anything under the sky

2007-04-24T23:33:00.000+08:00

Found out that most NYP guys are irritating bastards, cant be trusted with secrets. (INCLUDING ME)
So bo bian have to keep to myself, cuz them irritating idiots read this damn blog too.

Anw, read someone's public blog, made a sacarstic comment there.
Then read the private blog, saw an outburst of emotions.
...
my changing to a nice guy failed terribly.

discovery channel is one of my favourite channels to watch.
btw, i dun watch discovery channel cuz of the animal mating thing, but rather of the sleek machines and some interesting facts around the world.

budden u see ar,
if i have so 'much' knowledge,
how come my GPA SO BLOODY LOW!

maybe i shall change sch.
NYP getting from bad to worse.

NYP has this extra big cargo lift, where maybe about 30 students can stand inside with no problem.

Then one day, after a tutorial, we took the lift down to 1st floor to buy books.

After descending from the 2nd storey to 1st storey,
halfway lift jam.

and it caused pandemonium from those year ones. (we know cuz their math book is year 1's book)

1 girl started to cry, cuz eyes red red one.
another 1 said to her fren , 'OMG ARE WE GOING TO DIE?'

and the rest were just very scared.

but my gang of friends, we were singing akon's smack that in the lift, cuz another friend was whacking the alarm.

and for the dying comment, u scared wad, its 1/2 a storey up.
also wun die, at the most break ur ankle.

and to the girl that cried, if u alone trapped in the lift, u cry we can understand.

wa piang eh we got 20++ students all inside.

Wan play football also can ar.

referee linesman fourth official maybe also can find.

Random tots

2007-03-29T23:11:00.000+08:00

Saw this test from my fren's friendster profile, so i went to try it. It says :

You are Black Tiger, who is gentle to others, has kind and good natured personality.

You are also a broad minded and optimistic person.

You don't feel shy to strangers, and is very popular. <-- The dun feel shy part is true, the popular one is bullshit.

You have a chance of becoming very big. <--- ... everyone got chance. duh~

You are extremely vigorous, and are strong both physically and mentally. <--- SURE BOH?

You are someone who is in the center of everything and are very tough person. <--- bullshit

Under this power, you hide great ideas and are calculating all the risks. <--- true. i'll plan ur death someday.

This gives high success rate to your every action. <--- xD

You don't get lost in emotions; you can analyze the circumstance calmly to make decisions. <-- True, how the hell u can get emotions over u while thinking?

Never the less, you tend to lack snap decision makings, and therefore sometimes are unable to
show your merits. <--- Argue with me, u confirm win.

You are capable in many different areas, so sometimes be over confident. <--- capable? i tok cock capable, the rest lousy.

You tend to be unclear on "taking moral responsibility". <-- depends on that person's opinion

And be influenced by easy decisions. <--- watashi dun understand desu

If your environment treats you indulgently, you ought to be careful. <-- like when i eat ice-cream?

You are independent occupational wise too. <--- sure boh. i rely on others to do sai gang too much.

You are too proud to lower head, so you are not suited in service industry. <-- yeah. speaking of which 2 idiots argued with me ytd.

But if you overcome this weakness, you may become a person of high caliber. <-- wah. 9mm bullet also high caliber.

You are talented in academic and literary area. <--- chinese c5, english b3 call good ar. pengz.

If you can broaden and balance out your vision, there is high possibility that you may become famous in this area. <--- wah. maybe can get PhD

You are weak on paper work that requires preciseness. <--- aha! i suck at drawing and angles.

Occupations like government officials which think highly of authority would suit you. <-- ya, cuz they very rigid. so easy of course suit lah.

http://noracom.net/eng/fortune/color_cheki1.php
go try it out.

14 days

2007-03-21T21:29:00.000+08:00

Tell blogger to go die. Lag like siao.

Hmm its been 14 days since i've blogged.
Well, busy with work wad to do lei.

These past weeks damn tui.
Cuz of a few things.
First i saw OMGSOBLOODYCHIO lesbians.

Den i saw OMGSOBLOODYCHIO with a guy fatter then me.

2nd,
Adrian open tattoo studio,
den not working le.
Protection gone to queensway shopping.
hahas.

And worse of all.
I have to cover his work.
-.-``

After adrian resign, looks like im the second senior part timer.
Most senior is teck soon.
LOL.

Hmm

Wonder if i get tattoo, will kena kill anot ar?

Chalet + LTC

2007-03-07T12:17:00.001+08:00

Hmm lets see.
Mr Stanley Seah played 3x captain ball.
I played 2x captain ball, but 1 was in a swimming pool.
More tiring.

The chalet was very fun, and the star of the day was the peacock.
Their mating call damn funny. Next time u see me, ask me to show u lor.

Then we chiong straight from Sentosa to YCK for our Leadership Training Camp.
The camp also quite fun, juz like the orientation in 2006.
RUN HERE AND RUN THERE.
OMG.
Somemore got telematch at 1pm.
In the end all got sunburnt.
Except some who put suntan lotion.

Then the next day they got Physical Training at 7.30.
WHO THE HELL JOG SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?

In the end, i ponned the thing and went for breakfast at the other end of the school.

After that i went home, now im sick due to dehydration and sunburns.
DAMN THE LTC.

Transplanting

2007-02-13T21:56:00.000+08:00

OMG i feel like a surgeon for transplanting the ear (DVD-ROM, where the data goes in) of my comp.

But me lousy doctor lah. Transplant liao yet dunno the jumper need to change.
lol in the end cannot on my ROM drive.
cuz got 2 master drive, then too much interference, den the comp dunno read which one as master.

lol maybe my sis shld study design.
CUZ I ASK HER ABOUT COMP SHE DUNNO ANY SINGLE THING.
IT course summore.
alamak
ur GPA 1.8?

haix...
tsk tsk tsk

Time

2007-01-23T23:30:00.000+08:00

Wa. My youngest cousin start P1 already.
ALAMAK.
Next time i noe, my mum will say this.
Ernest, U're getting older now, how bout i bring home some nice girls for u.

lol dun tink that's possible.

1st, due to that pic on the last post, i confirm i'll be hotter than rain.
Well maybe not the korea one but i'll win SINGAPORE'S MONSOON.

Anyway, it seems yesterday that i saw my aunt got pregnant, and it seems last week that i asked my mum how long does it take for me to grow up.

lol..

Damn childish man.

Oral B Advert

2007-01-21T23:13:00.000+08:00

Hey does anyone rem the Jerry Yan do the Oral B advertisment where he smiles 'OH SO CHARMINGLY' at u?
Alot of gals fell for that smile.
Including those 40 yr old aunties with 3 children and 1 husband and 30kg of maternal fats and still not satisfied?
Well, they are gals too.
At least last time.

Anyway, i need friends that are girls.
Desperately.

So i tried this

Where are the BABES?

Missing You.

2007-01-15T19:17:00.000+08:00

Ignore the title. Its not about a gal.
Its about an inanimate object.
Inanimate = Non-Living

Its this shirt.
My mum tat day hang it out to dry, den maybe the wind too big or wad blow it downstairs.
Den when we go find, cannot find liao.

Maybe 1 bangla found it and wear it.

SO TO THAT BANGLA WHO IS WEARING THIS SHIRT RITE NOW,
THIS SHIRT VERY COMFORTABLE HOR!

BOOM!

2007-01-10T23:51:00.000+08:00

Erm. These few days damn bloody suay.
Saw sheryl, an arrogant bitch who thinks that she so high up.
So high up for wad?
Later kena bang by airplane.
Remember, its a long way down........

Den after that, saw youmei.
OMG.
Act chio with that SHASHAY-ing around NYP.
those who nv see penguin b4 one, come NYP. See till u song ar!

Skip to nxt day.
Saw our ambassador.

If i see 1 more F.F tml, i will go buy 4d, cuz confirm TIO.

Guoxiang's nick : its hard to change urself...its nt the changing..its how u convince ppl u realli changed..

Easy wad, take a card, jump down a building, den on the card there write 'I've changed'

confirm alot of ppl noe.

And guoxiang, nxt time when u see me buy acash, dun ask me to treat u one.
Cuz i gave u the chance to earn it and u screwed it up urself, with ur own hands.
BUY URSELF LOR.
tata~!

Some bullshit post

2007-01-06T21:56:00.000+08:00

My sis spends about 1 yr of her life shitting.
Thats damn long.

20mins/day = 355 days shitting if u live to 70.

Anyway, do u noe that the chinese words 菊花 (crysanthemum) is the slang for anus?

Therefore, the song 黄金甲
has these lyrics : 满城菊花谁的天下

U wan the anus city?
Give u lor.

And one more thing.
Since pricilla is so CHIO rite, she can make a bimbo blog wad.
Show off her partying skills, her nice nice glam glam photos.
Like Dawn the blogger, put up bandwith sucking photos and call it kenabangwhenikiss.

Paiseh but i realli anti her.

PayDay!

2007-01-04T23:37:00.000+08:00

WooT. Tml is payday.
Shld get ard 400++.
Can buy game liao.

Who knows whr can get Need For Speed : Carbon for PC?
Cuz my Most Wanted complete 3 times liao.
Dun wanna complete it the 4th time.

Anyway, that time saw weibin so fat, i HUNG tio.
Cuz his belly bigger den mine.
Thats saying something if u seen mine b4.

And his girlfriend ar. DAMN BLOODY CHIO.
For his size he can get such a CHIO girlfriend, i have to peifu him.
But no matter how CHIO his girlfriend can be ar, still not my type.

Wa my connection damn irritating. When i want to publish, it dc.
To my sis. Change it to cable.

Happy Birthday!

2007-01-01T12:27:00.000+08:00

Woo. My blog 1 yr old liao!!

Anyways, i was with my colleague when they countdown.
Boo.

Budden they countdown wrong time lei, cuz due to leap year, each year + 0.25 days mah.
Next yr is the leap year so that = to 0.75 days more.
Thus 24/4 X 3 = 18 hrs more.

Therefore i countdown at 6pm later.

Lol. macham solving mathematics equation.

Back

2006-12-29T03:35:00.000+08:00

WooT.
Watched Curse of the Cauliflower at KL.
RM11

Cheap rite for a movie!

Anws. It was dubbed in cantonese.
Imagine Jay Chou speaking cantonese.
Apart from the mv Lang Man Shou Ji, where he used a grand total of 3 mins to win a girl's heart, i nv hear him speak cantonese.

But the three assholes at the back of my seat keep shaking my chair until we all very pek chek.

ANYWAY, DUN WATCH THE CAULIFLOWER SHOW.
IT SUCKS with A LAME ENDING.

And for the santa ern, i found a companion for him.
The santa bear.
Red in colour, its the perfect companion.

KL 2nd DAY

2006-12-26T16:32:00.000+08:00

Whee! 2nd day in KL!
I bought adidas shirt.
33RM onli,
and i got new shirt to wear to class!!

Oh yeah. I bought a santa doll for those who asked for presents.
i call it the santa ern.
Who wans?

I bought a game also.
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
wee. new game, more reason to stay at home.
=x. I sound like sing hui.
DAMN.

anyways, im alone in the hotel room.
wee.
Toking on msn with crystal, i ask her wad she wan,
she say bubble gum.
alamak. singapore have she dun wan she wan kl chewing gum.
both also made from rubber lei.

lol

Kuala Lumpur

2006-12-25T00:05:00.000+08:00

Whee. Im in KL!
But we were 2 hours behind schedule, no thanks to the blown engine of the bus.
Drive halfway one PIANG sound, den nv move le.
Wait for 2 hours for another bus to come.
Saw one gal quite pretty but give me jiao bin.
So skip.

Now i bloggin in my hotel room.
GOT COMPUTER one lei!
Melia Hotel.
4 star but 240++/night,

ok gtg le.
bb.
Look out for my nxt update.

WHEE!!~~

Festive Season

2006-12-21T00:04:00.000+08:00

Christmas is coming!
Whee~

But dun be too happy too fast.
Those who are single, cry pls
Like this ='(

Cuz it'll be a long and lonely christmas.
For me, its Yes 93.3FM with jiahui (chiobu)

But other den that, no more le.

Anyways. Going to KL soon.
Who wan gifts for xmas?
FOC.
Juz drop me a msg on my hp.
9-7-5-3-7-4-1-3

Water

2006-12-20T00:55:00.000+08:00

S'pore flooding ar~~
Rain and Rain and Rain.
Lucky i have fats to insulate.
Whee~

Sian.
Outside lot one raining, outside X-square no water(no pretty girls)
Drought ar!

Juz like this sentence.

Lot 1 的雨倾盆的下
却始终淋不到他.

Seriously, i nid a girlfriend.

Ranks

2006-12-18T23:33:00.000+08:00

After working with Adrian for a long time, i finally noe how to differentiate the hae bi hiams from the whales.
Or rather the $50 from the 5 cents.

The hae bi hiams walking pattern like wayang.
The whales walk normally.

The 5cents very rude and snobbish.
The $50 very polite and friendly.

The hae bi hiams comes in groups.
The whales usually come alone or in pairs.

Those who dunno wad i toking about, i toking about ahbengs.
5cents and hae bi hiam = small fry.
$50 and whales = heads with alot of ppl below him.

Gathering for 2/7

2006-12-15T21:35:00.000+08:00

Wa laus. That day cannot go lah. So sian.
Can postpone anot ar?
Pls?
I nid to meet up with ppl. I damn sian at home.

Today common test.
Hopefully can pass.

On thurs. My sch security guard said something that defies common sense.
If u see 2 guys walking in a carpark and perspiring, And both are carrying school bags.
Will u ask them, "Do you drive a car?"

If u see a guy running to the toilet, will u ask them, "Are you going to relieve yourself?"

Like i said b4. Our guards are useless. Stop us from going out the carpark but cannot stop other school ppl come in.

If NYP got terrorists come in, we will ask them.
"Are you driving a car?"

Suicide

2006-12-06T19:45:00.000+08:00

Hmm. New trend in commiting suicide is by jumping train. Ard wkend got one case at admiralty, den tuesday one case at yishun. Two stops by two stops.
Next one at YCK? hopefully not ar. Touchwood.

anw, stop condemning them can. They very ke lian le tts why go suicide rite.
Imagine this. They commit suicide to try and find the easy way out. He/She goes to heaven, the angel say muz wait till everyone stop cursin u then u can pass.
Wa piang den u tink the person wait for how long?

Hmm. Creative Zen Micro or Apple Ipod Nano?
5GB one.

We do not know the pain that they are going thru, we cannot understand why they want to commit suicide. It takes a lot of courage to jump. Dun believe? Try standing near the yellow line at the back of the train station. The power of the wind can cause u to shudder with fear.

The ultimate employee

2006-12-04T23:56:00.000+08:00

Mr. Lim Teck Soon, the ultimate X-square employee.
He accidentally shut down the customer's console. While the guy was still playing.
He was playing a shooting game and i tink he too engrossed.
Cuz when tecksoon shut off the console he jumped and dropped the controller. We laugh until squat on the floor.
As i said. He ultimate.

And tecksoon tried getting numbers from 4 gals!
He succeeded sia! So wonderful rite.
The 4 numbers are
96-28-3664 (wo-bu-dong)
96-28-9464(wo-bu-xing)
96-28-6364(wo-bu-neng)
96-28-53-94(wo-bu-ke-yi)

waah. So fantastic.

Ignore this pls.

2006-11-20T01:17:00.000+08:00

Woo. Today i got a wonderful and helpful webpage. http://www.lissaexplains.com/.
Cuz urs truly is a HTML noob. And my dearest fren Ms. Tan told me this website.
Its simply wonderful! Majestically done! The webpage is of imperial standard.
And today i saw a lesbian couple at work today. Both are pretty.
WTF.

Polar Bonds

2006-11-10T23:34:00.000+08:00

Do u seriously tink that i'm gonna blog about chemistry?
U tink i so bo liao ar?

No lah. Nv scold u all. Readers are important.

Today i went to Bugis with my sis, AND SHE WAS LATE!
But nvm, since got alot of ppl, can see gals mah.
Statistics shows that when two gals go out in pairs, they are both quite pretty or voluptous (either or or neither nor)
Another statistic, 8 out of 10 couples have one ugly partner.
I see a gal looks quite ok, the guy not handsome. I see the guy handsome, the gal not pretty.
So opposite. Just like a polar bond.
And since i look like shit, where the hell is my pretty gal?

Job

2006-11-06T22:07:00.000+08:00

My personal development tcher was rite, 70% of the job market is thru networking.
How true. Teck soon offered me a job.
I no money, so muz work. Bank acc inside onli left $55.
Gx say dun numb myself with work.
I dun find the need to do so.
The job there so slack, probably i tink more den at home.
Home still got distractions.
Arh sian. Hope the boss dun turn out like my prime one. Dat will be a very great improvement.
Tml still got the bloody bangala sankar.

Actually..

2006-10-29T14:26:00.000+08:00

From Nelson Blog.

"within a short 6 months a person can change from a nothing to a something and i reali mean SOMETHING."

From My Blog.

"within a short 6 months a character can change from a noob to a pro and i reali mean PRO"

WooT.

2006-10-26T21:02:00.000+08:00

Wa sian. Today not last day of sch. =x.
Holidays still long.
Today BCS, i found out that Kai also got pronunciation problems.
Saccharides =/= Sexual Rites.
Pls.
Today Waiteng birthday. We played strip the birthday boy. And i tink i squeezed the head of waiteng's penis accidentally.
Yucks.

Style of Blogging

2006-10-21T12:16:00.000+08:00

lol.. today i shall blog in my sis's style.
These few days i was kept pestered by a company that ask me to go for some scam job.
Haiz, all my fault ba, who ask me anyhow go do survey.
Now i got all these kind of trouble on my tail lor.. so sian rite..
Then the Organic lecturer (AngMoh) speak so fast.. I cannot even understand 1/2 of what he saying leh!!
Hehe.. but he so tall.. juz like my Golden Boy Lampard! =X
Today i am going to a Deepavali celebration.. First time going so dunno wad to do leh..
Hehe.. anyone can teach me?

GODDAMN IT! I SOUND SO GAY!

Biochemical Science

2006-10-19T19:49:00.000+08:00

Congrats to myself for passing Sem 1! That took a great effort and im enjoying myself by playing maple during the hols.
Now, things are different.
We got new modules and new teachers.
One very interesting lecturer, Mdm Chong Yew Fei.
If u are half blind or u forget to wear ur specs, dun go her lecture.
U CONFIRM DIE.
NaCl dissolve in water to form Na+ and Cl- ions.
Ions she pronounce as IRON.
WOAH! ION = IRON.
Lucky she nv teach Inorganic Chem.
Whole lab kena bang.

And we got an American lecturer.
Kevin Roberts. Height = 1.95M
Alamak eh. His accent is bagus.
Much better den Mr Shankar.
Sports Car become SPOT car.
wa piang.
SPOTS from birdshit izzit?

Congrats to myself, once again.

Largest Gem ever known to mankind

2006-10-11T23:40:00.000+08:00

The largest diamond ever refined, the HOPE DIAMOND.

The largest Diamond with alot of publicity, the Illuminati Diamond.

******

The largest earshit ever found, the Ernest Diamond.
Measures : 1 in. in length and .5 in diameter.
Interested buyers, pls send ur offers to The Lee Organisation, Earwax Building, 115 Earshit Road, Singapore 679115.
Hurry! WHILE STOCKS LAST!!

Overall Bid Winners will be notified by post.

Watch it

2006-09-28T12:24:00.001+08:00

New Look. With less pictures.

2006-09-25T13:50:00.000+08:00

Well, due to some feedback by my Nelson's classmate, i change the look. Cuz they say i zi lian.
WTF? Where got?
U sure i zi lian?
U sure i got win that Rudy?
Well, I show u a specimen of zi lian.
Go to http://www.friendster.com/disistheend.
A true specimen.

The Chopsticks and The Durians.

2006-09-23T22:01:00.000+08:00

Check out this sight!
My sis says it looks like chopsticks and muachee.
But i say it looks like a male sexual organ.
Have ur say.

Great Frens

2006-09-17T02:40:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. Wad great frens i have. I would thank whoever up there for giving me such good frens. Thanks to me frens for giving me false hope, misunderstanding me and forcing me understand their point of view, make me poorer when im so poor, and making me talk about my stuff when all i wan is some peace and quiet, making me listen to their stupid things even when im not even bloody interested, making me understand their problem when i have problems myself, making me tok to them when they have nv taken the initiative to tok to me on MSN.
Heck, i always try to keep in touch. But one gets tired when one always takes the initiative to try and speak to u. Try and speak to someone u just met, and all he says is uh huh, uh huh.. den he says hey i got to go, nice talking to u. When he nv actually answered ur qn, and never taken the initiative to tok. So how? Nice talking to u? My ass. uh huh also called talking ar. Ur dog bark also talking lah?
So, once again, thanks for having such great frens.

Hmm.. A penny for your thoughts.

2006-09-12T14:38:00.000+08:00

Erm. Disclaimer First.
Girls should not read this if they find that the reference to sexual organs or private sections of the body offensive.
Dun say i nv warn u ar.

Plz dun be mad at this. This is just my thought ok?

I'm thinking if maybe the lack of breastfeeding can lead to homosexual activity.
Cuz u see, the heterosexual male loves breasts becuz the childhood memories of suckling brings enjoyment and fullness.
Where as those who are not breastfeeded, they suck milk from a larger, man-made nipple, called the Nai Zui.
Therefore, they gain their enjoyment and fullness from suckling erm, larger things.

Like I said, its my thoughts, nothing offensive against homosexuals.
Although it only applies to guys.

His name is handsome

2006-08-30T22:10:00.000+08:00

Guess who?
His name is Handsome.

3,999,999 smiles

2006-08-27T21:14:00.000+08:00

Remember the 4 million smiles campaign?
Well, I din smile for PAP.
Becuz why 600 ppl come i must learn to smile.
They got smile at me first?
When i young that time, my mum say if the auntie or uncle smile at you must smile back.
So i muz wait for these IMF uncle and auntie to smile at me first den i smile back.
Actually the 4 million smiles thing will make the IMF ppl smile at us.
Becuz they see liao they tink we chi sin (not to be confused with the abbrevation of chinese singaporean)

However, unless they find a bangla to replace my smile, they wont meet the quota, and we can go protest and say they lied to the IMF ppl by saying they have 4 million smiles on the board when its onli 3,999,999 smiles.

Den when u see the picture, u tink of Darlie.

Die

2006-08-22T00:45:00.000+08:00

Today math exam. One word for it. Habez.
If u read this and u wan to gloat about it, plz lemme explain.
I brought the test paper home with me. If u wan it i can photocopy it for free and send it to u.
And before u gloat, i would like u to try the paper and see whether u can do it or not.
'How can i do it when i've never learnt this before?', u say.
Well, the problem is i also nv learnt it before lei.
'Arh.. U muz be lying, the lecturer must have taught u something!', u say.
To answer this question, i shall give u my textbook to allow u to refer and study and do the tutorials in it. But u will not be able to open the book when u do the paper.
Why? This is becuz my teacher juz take examples out of the textbook and copy it on a transparency, and read it to us!
Sometimes i wonder if English oral and reading lessons are available in NYP. If not, they are welcome to join my math class.

It shall be blank

2006-08-08T03:01:00.000+08:00

Shld i declare?

Erm.. Nothing to write about lei. These few days all nv see anything funny how to blog. Hmm.. I wonder why lucify out. So sian man. I tot 7th month alot of ppl support them? Okok.. Dun say them liao.. Later Yui the Obasan come and disturb me or fight with me i die liao.. Her auntie voice...
Maybe i shld join Milubing. I also like the drink. Come!! U'll need me for ur stardom. Well.. If i join, maybe THEN Lucify will shoot to the top.

One way to save money at Seoul Garden. Go at 12-4.30pm, and eat all the beef there. Confirm cheap and got hwa.. **Only applicable to students. AJC excluded. But they are invited to go NYP and enjoy Ice-Cold Hospitality.

And most importantly, Happy Birthday S'pore!

Majulah Singapura!

11 days of uninspiration

2006-07-27T19:40:00.000+08:00

Some ppl say i tok too much. So i try to change. And when i stop bullshitting, i lose my inspiration.
So it is my fault or their fault?
Some friends dun tok to me lately, no matter how i pm them. Why is this so?
Did i do something wrong? Realli, seriously, i am asking u. Did i do something wrong? If yes, i'll rather u shout and curse and swear or even kick me in my balls. But please, dun give me the cold war.
I can forget about the kick in the balls when the pain goes away, but not toking to me is a torture to me, an inquisitive and talkative animal.
Each day, almost everyday, its MapleStory, MapleStory and MapleStory. I swear u guys are no lifers now. By that, i mean guoxiang and nelson.
So please, friends. If i do something wrong, tell it to my face and tell me how to change it. Pls do not give me vague instructions or worse, not even toking to me.

The Greatest Ever Fool

2006-07-13T23:06:00.000+08:00

The greatest ever fool resides in CCK. That means, i saw the person that i would ever rate as the foolish man on earth.
To show the extent of his foolishness, let me hypothesize for u.
Imagine an ordinary day with lots of pretty girls around you. Thus u will surely slow down and enjoy the pretty sights around. Thus when u reach the MRT escalator, u found out that the train just opened it's doors. Looking at the watch, u realised that u are going to miss the attendance marking if u cannot board this train.
Thus u start to run for the train.
However, as you reach the doors, u found it closing. Thus u stick the hand in and try to force open the door. U can't.
Wad will u do nxt?
Normal ppl, that means me and my family and some other friends of mine, will just let go of our hands and wait for the next train.
However, this supersmart man, decided that his head should be strong enuff to force it open, decided to try it. And to his greatest ever surprise, it didn't work!
Thus now he had to figure a way to pull out his head.
With a great POK sound, his head became free. But he found out that his vision was blurred and when he looked up he saw his glasses stuck in between the doors!
Surprise surprise!
After much pulling, his specs came free!
Den shortly after, the train opened it's doors for him to enter.
What a stupid man. Is the attendance so important that u have to insert ur most important appendage of the human body?
It contains ur brain, u dumb fool. If it gets plucked off....

Comments plz.

No life

2006-07-05T22:59:00.000+08:00

I'm beginning to think that i have no life.
My life revolves around AJ, AJ and AJ.
I hate them becuz of 2 things.
One is they think they own NYP.
U GOT LANYARD ANOT.
NO LANYARD COME NYP ACT SAE.
U GOT PAY 1k per SEM AR!

And they are cheapskates.
NYP macs cheap wad.
Cheap and nice.
No wonder.
They save so much on bus fare, MRT fare, and they still come and eat CHEAP food?
Plz, save some for us poor poly students.
Yes i noe we cant beat u on the percentage of A lvl students going to Uni.
But I quote from guo xiang.
If one poly student kills a JC student and kills himself after that, there will be few thousand poly students left.
Now who has the higher percentage?

Ok, no offense to all JC students or ex-JC students.
Its only AJC

Sadness does not last.

2006-07-04T20:05:00.000+08:00

England lost to dearest divers Portugal.
I known it at the start of the first half, when the Portugese came out wearing wetsuits and chairs appeared by the side of the field.

Aiya, stop talking about that.
Wad made me happy is two things.
The two useless bums of England are finally resigning.
First is the manager.
Nv win anything b4 still can sit on the seat for so long ar.
The second is the captain.
The dearest SHUAI GE Beckham.
Except for his looks, he is nothing.
BTW, he got no looks also.

In the wake of England's defeat, i shall post interesting pictures taken from saltvon.
Read the salt in Hokkien and u shall noe her character.
Heh heh.
Obviously, the captions i add one la.

Zidane and Lucio plays LONDON BRIGDE IS GOING DOWN
with Ze Roberto.

Ya Lah. Damn u England Boys! Damn U!

SHIT! EAT TOO MUCH!

Rooney sees GOD.

Hilarious Video of Pan Wei Bo - Bu De Bu Ai

2006-06-29T15:05:00.000+08:00

Fans of Pan Wei Bo, pls do not see this.

Edit : I tink the guy on the left looks like stanley.

Rd of 16

2006-06-27T17:05:00.000+08:00

After seeing this flag, there can be no doubt on wad team i support.

No, not becuz they are our previous colonial masters.
Actually i hate them as colonial masters.
Becuz they ran away when we needed them.
But i like them becuz they have a horrifying long ball approach even when there is no Crouch on.
It shows them in a stupid light.
I'm jokin la.

To make England better, i've decided to give them some advice against Portugal.

Captain of England,

David ~~Peckham~~ Beckham

Yes, he's the only one that England rely on for freekicks. But other than that, he is on the pitch to make up the numbers.
U see the freekick he scored against Ecuador.
One word for that.
Luck.
Even he noes he suck in that game.
Cuz he puked after his "outstanding" goal.

The middleman who excels for Chelsea but not England,

Frank ~~Lampa~~ Lampard

His finishing is one of the best in the world, better than the likes of Ruud Van Nistelrooy or Thierry Henry.
But only at the club stage where there are all-stars like Damien Duff, Arjen Robben, Joe Cole and Makelele.

At world stage, there's only Joe Cole.
Thats 1/4.
Thats why he scores very little for his country.

Now the exciting part comes in.

Wayne ~~Guni~~ Rooney

He's the man for England.
But unfortunately, his metatarsal is very fragile.
One drop and piak, its gone.

And there is a link in his metatarsal injuries.
All happened against Portugal defenders.

His first was inflicted by Luisao, England Vs Portugal at Euro 2004.
His second was inflicted by Paulo Ferreira, against Chelsea.
Both Portugese.
At the Rd of 8 (Quaterfinals), its England Vs Portugal.
Wonder if he will break his foot again.

In these matches he played after he broke his foot against Chelsea, he will siam away from the ball if he sees a defender rushing in.
To protect his foot.

But if this goes on, England will have 500 corners in a match becuz he will not cross the ball when a defender rushes in, therefore resulting in a corner.

And England will win 1-nil again tks to their captain, You-Know-Who.

So, to counter the problem, maybe Mr. Wayne Rooney could use a method he did before.
This.

I guarantee this will work.
Becuz, the foot is protected, as the defenders cannot kick it.
If they do, it will be a instant red card as its a chest-high challenge.

And most people can control the ball better with their hands, Rooney will surely score and become a hero, a legend forever.

Thus i end my advice column for England.
Hope they heed it.

And also, many thanks to Holland,
For maiming the guy of many girls' wet dreams,
Cristiano Ronaldo.

Post-Genting

2006-06-24T15:32:00.000+08:00

Due to boredom at Genting with nothing to do except shopping and eating and slping and doin nth else until i was bored out of my skin, I decided to play all day long for the week until i sort of forgot to blog.
(I got study. Dun worry)

The first day was ok, cuz we left Spore at 7am.
Which reminds me of a customs officer that looks kind of toot.
And she was my sis's nemesis(nw still is) when she was working at Tuas.
She is slow.
Very slow.
Other officers clear 3 ppl, she clear 2/3 of a person.
Meaning when the fourth person approaches the counter, den she clears me.
Izzit her fortune teller tell her that must see ppl clear 3 den she can clear 1,
otherwise she no husband?
Hmm..

We reached Genting at 2 pm.

Thanks to u, ADELINE WONG.
After that we proceeded to buy the pass for the Theme Park
It was expensive, RM$36
And we onli played 3 rides.
Tt amts to RM$12/ride.
Cuz the rest of the rides were all under maintence as there's a big fog.
I heard an operator say to another person that if she came earlier, the sky was clear and no fog.
Thanks to u, ADELINE WONG.
And we saw something worth remembering.

Bangalas are poor, stop bullying them.

And why are there LONDON buses in GENTING?

Scnd day.
Went down to KL, shopped ard,
my sis bought another Kang Xi the Emperor's show.
Which totals to 5 of tt kind of show.
Not sian ar.

I sort of explored the hotel we were living in.
First World Hotel.
We travelled up to 8 floor.
This is wad we saw.

Then we travelled down to our floor,
This was wad we saw.

1 FLOOR APART so much diff ar.
8 floor got USA dignitary slp ar.

Actually, 8 floor is a lobby la.
Stupid me.

Third Day.
We lazed ard as my aunt and grandma prepared to go home while we were stayin one more night.
She did last min shopping for my cousin as he wanted a cap.
Roderick, ur cap i choose one ok.
While browsing, i saw this.

NINE INCH DICKS?
Who the hell has nine inch dicks.
Thats 9X2.54 cm.
Abt 23 cm.

Well, i pity those who have nine inch dicks.
If they have an erection, it will be VERY OBVIOUS and he will not be able to walk.
And obviously, their underwear will tear under the strain.
Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Imagine a PIAK sound.
Sickening.

Last day,
We were packed and ready to go.
Down the Genting Hill
Looks like Mount Akina (Chiu Ming Shan) rite.

Well, if i had the chance, i will try to drift up and down the hill
Takumi Fujiwara, Stand aside.
U cannot possibly win me using ur AE86 against My AE96.

AE86

AE96

See the difference?
Takumi,
Get Lost.

Getting out of this wretched place

2006-06-17T00:24:00.000+08:00

Yes, i'm leaving Spore.
HOLD UR TEARS!
Its not forever, or maybe forever, that depends on who's gonna risk their family fortune and go bankrupt feeding me.
My parents are unlucky.
But luckily, i managed to control myself by telling myself that bankruptcy in Spore is worse den hell.
No taxi rides, no apartments, no objects under ur name unless absolute necessary, meaning that u can't even have an extra piece of underwear, cuz its not ABSOLUTE NECESSARY.
Mum and Dad, now u are lucky.
Cuz i control myself.

Today, i sort of bo liao go blog hopping. Yes. Hop Hop Hop until i found Book of Aletheia.
And from there i found out he reads my cousin's blog and Yuan zhi's blog.
Or maybe he put there becuz they left the link there?
Hmm.. dunno.

Well, today watched a show where singers go and sing. Something like talent show.
I watched Soler sing.
At first i tot they were just handsome faces singing crappy songs like fellow ~~girlband~~ boyband F4.
But they are realli talented. Unlike fellow ~~girlband~~ boyband F4.

Football wise,
I found out that i hate England's style of playing.
They cannot stand straight and shoot one lei. Must Bicycle kick la, Koyak (Slanted) kick la, den must whack the ball from far far away like Roberto Carlos la.
Y must ACT SAE?
U tink u Maradona got his infamous 'hand of dog', 'paw of god', 'paw of dog', 'hand of god' or wadever to help him ar?
(No offense to Christians, its just i hate Maradona)
And Argentina, gd job on trashing Serbia and Montenengro 6-0.
May England trash u back.

I forgot to tell u guys. I'm going Genting.
Heh Heh.